Just Die Already Steam CD Key

With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own.How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?To make things worse, you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care.So with society wishing you dead, isn’t it finally time to live a little?KEY FEATURES BE OLD, BE BOLD - You get to be an old person. There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. OLD. BE OLD. Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it? BREAK A NECK - Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break your everything. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator.You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren’t having any children. ONE MISSION: RETIRE! - Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU - The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to truly see it all. Yes they all can be used to hurt and maim. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends’ limbs off! So good we said it twice. DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME - Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER - Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. BREAK A LEG... NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror. LIMITLESS INTERACTION - Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. PERSON. - Okay that’s the last time we promise. TWICE - You get to be an old person. That makes perfect sense. Compete against your other old friends with this new free Player Versus Player update.Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes and start ripping each other’s limbs off.Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants, this Old Vs Old mayhem competition is ON! To qualify for a proper retirement home. FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODES – COMING THIS JUNE - Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their lives! Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end… SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER - Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer.

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Just Die Already Steam CD Key